Binoculars | Far From The Point Gift

Some people miss the point.

Others miss it so spectacularly they need visual assistance.

These vintage-style opera binoculars arrive beautifully presented in a luxury gift box beside an elegant message card reading:

“So you can see how fucking far from the point you are.”

Perfect for the person who can turn a simple conversation into a completely unrelated argument, spectacularly misunderstand what you're saying, or somehow focus on absolutely everything except the actual point.

Because if you're going to insult someone, you may as well make it look expensive.

Perfect for:

• Colleagues who spectacularly miss the point
• Friends who never quite get it
• Partners with selective comprehension
• Micromanagers & difficult bosses
• Family arguments that went wildly off course
• Savage birthdays & Secret Santa
• Anyone who could benefit from a little… perspective

What’s included:

• Vintage-style opera binoculars
• Attached carrying chain
• Luxury presentation box
• Shredded paper filling
• Printed message card

Product details:

• Magnification: 3×
• Objective lens diameter: 25 mm
• Optical glass lenses for a clear, bright image
• Adjustable centre-focus wheel
• Compact, lightweight design
• Attached metal carrying chain

A beautifully inappropriate gift for someone who really should have seen it coming.