Soy Wax Middle Finger Candle | Absolute Fucking Prick Gift

For when flowers just don't quite capture how you feel.

Some sentiments are difficult to put into words.

Fortunately, this one comes shaped like a hand.

Our Middle Finger Candle is the beautifully inappropriate gift for someone who has truly earned a special place in your thoughts.

Presented in a luxury gift box with an elegant message card, it has all the appearance of a thoughtful, sophisticated present.

Until they open it.

Whether it’s an irritating colleague, nightmare neighbour, insufferable friend, ex-partner, terrible boss or simply someone who’s been getting spectacularly on your nerves, this is a wonderfully passive-aggressive way to let them know.

Because sometimes saying “fuck you” deserves a little presentation.

Perfect for:

• Annoying colleagues
• Difficult bosses
• Exes & nightmare neighbours
• Irritating friends & siblings
• Serial interrupters and know-it-alls
• Birthdays, break-ups & Secret Santa
• Anyone who deserves something considerably less thoughtful than flowers

What’s included:

• Middle finger-shaped scented candle
• Luxury presentation box
• Shredded paper filling
• Printed message card

Product details:

• Material: Soy wax & beeswax blend
• Size: Approx. 9.2 × 5.4 × 4.5 cm
• Scented with plant-based fragrance oils
• Freestanding novelty design
• Decorative candle suitable for display or burning
• Presented ready to gift

Candle safety: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Keep away from children, pets, draughts and flammable materials.