Thought of you | Bellend Gift

Some people are notoriously difficult to buy for. Bellends aren’t.

Beautifully presented in a luxury gift box, this petty little gift contains an ornate antique-style handbell — with one very important part intentionally missing.

The clapper has been removed, leaving the recipient to complete the final product themselves.

Accompanied by an elegant message card reading:

“Assembly required. Just add you.”

It’s a wonderfully understated insult that may take them a moment to understand — which only makes it even better.

Perfect for:

• Mates who deserve knocking down a peg
• Annoying colleagues and workplace bellends
• Savage birthdays & Secret Santa
• Siblings with a sense of humour
• Anyone who has recently behaved like an absolute knob

What’s included:

• Ornate antique-style handbell
• Luxury presentation box
• Shredded paper filling
• Printed message card

Product details:

• Material: Copper
• Finish: Antique-style carved detailing
• Bell height: Approx. 11.7 cm (4.6 in)
• Bell width: Approx. 5.6 cm (2.2 in)

Please note: The bell’s internal clapper is intentionally removed. It is supplied as a non-ringing novelty gift and decorative item.