{"product_id":"background-music-for-your-bullshit-miniature-violin-gift","title":"Miniature Violin | Serial Complainer Gift","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor when their latest tale of suffering deserves a soundtrack — but not your sympathy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInspired by the classic \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“world’s smallest violin”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e response, this miniature violin set is the perfect gift for chronic complainers, office martyrs and anyone capable of turning the slightest inconvenience into a three-act tragedy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBeautifully presented in a luxury gift box with an elegant message card reading:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“A little background music for your bullshit”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt looks thoughtful, expensive and wonderfully sympathetic — right up until they read the message.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• The colleague who never stops complaining\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• The friend who thrives on unnecessary drama\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Serial attention seekers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Sarcastic birthdays \u0026amp; Secret Santa\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Anyone whose bullshit deserves its own soundtrack\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat’s included:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Miniature violin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Miniature bow\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Detachable display stand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Fitted presentation case\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Luxury presentation box\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Shredded paper filling\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Printed message card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Material: Durable PP with a realistic wood-effect finish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Violin size: Approx. 8 × 4 cm (3.15 × 1.57 in)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Case size: Approx. 9 × 4 × 2.8 cm (3.54 × 1.57 × 1.1 in)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Detailed miniature violin design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Detachable display stand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Petty Parcels","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58501282103560,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1059\/9592\/7816\/files\/IMG-0567.png?v=1787645668","url":"https:\/\/pettyparcels.co.uk\/products\/background-music-for-your-bullshit-miniature-violin-gift","provider":"Petty Parcels","version":"1.0","type":"link"}