{"product_id":"assembly-required-the-bellend-gift","title":"Thought of you | Bellend Gift","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome people are notoriously difficult to buy for. \u003c\/span\u003eBellends aren’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBeautifully presented in a luxury gift box, this petty little gift contains an ornate antique-style handbell — with one very important part intentionally missing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe clapper has been removed, leaving the recipient to complete the final product themselves.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAccompanied by an elegant message card reading:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Assembly required. Just add you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s a wonderfully understated insult that may take them a moment to understand — which only makes it even better.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Mates who deserve knocking down a peg\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Annoying colleagues and workplace bellends\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Savage birthdays \u0026amp; Secret Santa\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Siblings with a sense of humour\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Anyone who has recently behaved like an absolute knob\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat’s included:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Ornate antique-style handbell\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Luxury presentation box\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Shredded paper filling\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Printed message card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Material: Copper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Finish: Antique-style carved detailing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Bell height: Approx. 11.7 cm (4.6 in)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Bell width: Approx. 5.6 cm (2.2 in)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The bell’s internal clapper is intentionally removed. It is supplied as a non-ringing novelty gift and decorative item.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Petty Parcels","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58501306384648,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1059\/9592\/7816\/files\/IMG-0565.png?v=1787645411","url":"https:\/\/pettyparcels.co.uk\/products\/assembly-required-the-bellend-gift","provider":"Petty Parcels","version":"1.0","type":"link"}